Art is anything you can get away with.

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.

I am a deeply superficial person.

I am a deeply superficial person.

I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week...to remind me how fragile life is.

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.

In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.

Two people kissing always look like fish.

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